Sunday, March 9, 2008

Awww did I hurt Dick's feelings?

I found a letter from Evel Dick on my youtube page and thought I'd share it. As one can imagine.. he is so full of himself and he certainly doesn't like me and my posts (I feel so proud.. I'm tearing up) .

Below I'm posting the entire letter he sent me, then I'll post a few comments on it, so here ya go, enjoy!


Sent: February 19, 2008

Subject: I just wanted to thank you for devoting your life to me for three months last summer.

Message:

obsess much?

Thank you for contributing to the most successful season of Big Brother in 4 years.

It was personally an absolute pleasure to come out of the house and find out how much America and Canada really appreciated my straight forward, no bullshit attitude and in the your face directness calling people out on their lies.

They told me when I was out of the house that never has anyone dominated the polls like I did. That not only was I the most popular House Guest in Season 8, but I was the most popular House Guest to ever play the game, you know.. I was very surprised to hear it myself.

But I wanted to thank you for obsessing day and night over a TV show that you had no stake in what so ever. I am glad you devoted 3 months of your life to watching me and Daniele dominating the game itself as well as the competitions.

Oh and a little FYI for you here....

CBS brought Daniele in, in Season 6, as my secret partner. We did not make the show because of her age. Not that it was "the written rule", but that her maturity level they decided not to use us that season. They knew how old Dani was in Season 8. It is their rules, it is not the Federal law, even though you pounded away at that like you do your once a month crack whore hooker.
So, the fact that you went on and on about it was just so cute. As a matter of fact in Season 4, Michelle was only 19.

I did like the fact that you spent so much of your time making tributes to Jessica and untributes to me and Dani. It really shows me that you have no life what so ever outside of other people's lives on TV.

But the video that you didn't post is the one I would like to see.
You know the one. It's the one where you put all the time you spent masturbating to video of Jessica. You were one busy guy last summer. Doing all that video editing one handed must have been quite a feat.

Well, I know having us both win the entire game and all the money must have been quite upsetting for you. And I must say that that fact alone brings me much pleasure and happiness. I only wish you had recorded it for me to enjoy, the look on your face must have been priceless.

And you must have been loving it when you would see CBS playing it over and over and over in every commercial promoting this season, the what you called assault on Jen. The Big Brother tea party... it's now a classic. Glad you enjoyed it.

Oh and hey.... I will be co-hosting house calls this season. Feel free to make more tapes of me, or even tape yourself calling in.
Ok-

1- I'm not a guy so I don't jerk off or get off on any cast of BB. I like 99.99% of BB live feed viewers, am not a perv.. we are just addicted to reality tv. For me, I think it comes from my reality based choices in general. ex: Books I read are always biographies, autobiographies, or books on politics. I never read fiction.. I'm just not into it. I only read 5 books last yr.. I was too damn busy for 3 months with BB. Hey Dick, how many books have you read lately that aren't all pictures?

2- Thanks but I have a life. That's why the majority of us wouldn't dream of being locked in a house for 3 months away from our lives. People like him just don't get it. Some of us can multi task! .... run a family, a business, and have a very hectic life and still watch live feed! Technology allows us to watch BB while we're driving or at a desk yeh know!


3- He seems angry and jealous that there are tributes to Jessica all over youtube. Prize $$ can't buy a personality Dick, and god knows your daughter could use one.

4- As for his arrogance on how he's so popular and the show was highly rated, I can only laugh. Every cast, every year says the exact same thing. BB's on during rerun season, for a reason.

5- Evel can't possibly EVER measure up to Doc Will the #1 player of all time, and the All Star season can't ever be matched imo.

6- I don't watch HouseCalls.

His comment :
And you must have been loving it when you would see CBS playing it over and over and over in every commercial promoting this season,
I can honestly say I haven't seen it once. Not once. I tivo the show because I am busy and watch it on the fly.. but thankfully I haven't seen this nut in one single promo!

One last thing. I hear that Nick and Danielle are no longer together. What's more humorous is that he is now with Jen! This must piss Dick off to no end.
As someone posted somewhere:
"Yes, it appears they are together. Jen and Nick were at the 99 cent store on Ventura Blvd. in Woodland Hills around 7pm tonight and he was rubbing her back. They both got into her silver Mercedes afterwards."


Also you can see pics of them together Here!

(Didn't I comment last yr that Nick and Dani wouldn't last? ...snicker)

Here's a bit more on the topic to read.

Wow Dick must have one helluva long shit list of people he hates now!

Dick is a bully. Period.


Sincerely,

BB8house